VROOM~~~

BEEP BEEP….

Yea yea… I’ll start the same line as what Songher has written in his blog…

Today is my driving test day…

I woke up at 7am… wth… so early for WHAT??

I’m GREEN number 72!!!! WTHWTHWTH…. have to wait SOOO LONG!!!!

Reach there then my instructor give lecture to me… BLABLABLA… 

I just know that I’m VERY BLUR…

Then he left me go line up myself… I stand there still blur while he go yumchar with his friends…

FINE… I go myself lo…

Walked to the crowd… Then sudddenly saw one guy…. 

FUIYOH!!! WHY this guy so TALL one?!?! damn… tall… tallest in the line…

Then he turned…. HAHAHAHAHA… SONGHER!!!! change name la… SONGHIM better….

I tried to catch his eye…. FAILED… he was too buzy looking at something else…. or rather…

I’m too short??? haha….

Finally he turned again and saw me!!! We smiled… lol… OF coz smile la…

We stood and talked… only to learn that…. My instructor taught me NOTHING!!!! ZERO!!!!

When they talked about what to do when you turn here turn there…

Must put signal… there must put this put that…

I was like…. “WHAT?!?!??!?!” SWT…

Me: “My uncle straight ask me turn wo…. need put signal meh???”

Songher n his friend: “@.@  ….lol……”

Songher:” HUH? you don’t know need to put signal all those ar?!?!?!?

LALALALA…   T.T

Then it was his turn to do the road test….. 

He came back smiling…. That’s a GOOD sign… passed la tu….

Then I went to do the hill thingy…. Chatted with him for a while…

Tall guy:” EH…If you fail…I’ll be the 1st one to stand out and LAUGH at you!!”

Me:” Then I ‘press oil’ and BANG you… 2moro newspaper got news lo….” 

Tall guy:” Eh…. What if really fail how??”

Me:” Then I ‘press oil’ again go BANG the instructor sitting there….” 

Tall guy :” What if you passed your hill thingy pass then you fail your parking?”

Me:” Then you ‘press oil’ and go bang all the ‘tiang tiang’ (for parking) over there..go bang all the other student’s car..Bang till their car all spoil!!!! HAHA..”

Maybe he was thinking :” EH… why this girl so like that one??

Sorry!! haha…

Then we saw a student’s test driving car roll down the hill… means cannot go over la…

There was this guy..skinny with specs..wearing a dark green-colored shirt..

Running towards the car..and ask the student get off the car (means fail)

Go BANG the thin fella la..see he dare ask you get off the car or not..

OK SKIP THIS PART!!!

HAHA….NEXT!!!

Hmm… I waited for my “road test” 

SO DAMN LOOOOONNGGGG….

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Aiya!!! Damn thirsty…. No water!!!! HOW?!??!!?!

Songher to the rescue!!!

Sh said that one night before…. He sensed that something’s gonna HAPPEN!!! 

YEA… you got it right… that “something” is…

Your dear little friend here forgot to bring her BOTTLE…

Lucky he brought two bottles of water…

One for ME , One for YOU

To be frank…. I thought that I was the only person…(or maybe a few more person) that will take the test today….LMAO….

CLEARLY….I WAS WRONG…. SOOOOO WRONG…. T.T

So naive right?? And I was really blur….

Then Songher went for his tea break or lunch… LEAVE ME ALONE LA!!!

Just kidding la….I don’t wanna go to the canteen to face my instructor!@.@!! LOL..

Then I called Kean Fung dear…talked so long..complain this and that..

OK… Finally its my turn to do the “road test”… so excited and scared….

I was like :” Dear, i go driving la!! bye bye!!! (If you see tomorrow’s newspaper got me as headline…)

CHOI!!! AMITHABHA…

START!!!! VROOM~~

Malay guy:” Cepatlah sikit!!!!! TEKAN MINYAK!!! TEKAN TEKAN TEKAN!!!!”

OK BOSS.… Vroom~~~~~~~

Eh eh!!! I got Remember how to put signal… last minute revision from Songher…. AIH!!

When I was driving…. i PEEKed at the result paper!!! HEHEHE….

At first BLANK… then saw some CROSS there…. swt…. no semangat already!!

Finally finished…. too happy when get result then left the water bottle in the car… Sorry Sh!!

OH… And….

Thank you Songher’s mommy!!!! for… remembering me?? And my name?? and for wishing me??

Yeayea… you drive me go take exam? you know the way meh?

Ahh… sleepy…. go home sleep loooo…..ZzZzZzZz…

I copied this from his blog… NICE:

p/s When you’re in the lowest point of your life, there’s always somebody or something that bring you back to track.. Thank you.. =)

5 Responses to “VROOM~~~”

  1. walau eh dearest Fuyuki…you wasted money just to know nothing from that instructors ar? even mine taught me what to do and practiced…T.T pity for you…when’s next test?

    This time Amithabah I pray for you too la…promise can see you drive Big Big car next time when we meet…=P

  2. fuyukifyl Says:

    Wa!!! got the word “DEAREST” haha… thank you wor….. yea lo… my instructor ok la….. but he just ask me straight away turn…. X teach me wat signal lo…. lol… pity leh… next test…. not sure… not yet confirm….
    Yea!!! pray for me!!! haha…. My mum X let me drive big car la…. not safe for them XD

  3. ahya…sure la big cars so dangerous for amateur drivers (tsk…tsk)…haha. Count me in into the category. Anyway…like that your instructor SU** le…

    haha…dun care la pass can ady rite ^^

  4. lol…. no la he does not su**… anyway i think he sometimes very irritating… grrr… my stereng wrong abit his hand fly up to my stereng n hit my hand… lol…

  5. Haha…he purposely so that he was able to bok mong o.0…

    hehe…good luck in upcoming test then.

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